lustcry:

i was looking at grapes in the store n this old lady comes up to me n goes “youre not stealing these are u?” so im like uh no lol? and she goes “oh, well i am” and grabbed a handful of grapes and left

criticalwh8le:

emiemipearl:

lordjoshbass:

scientifrick:

my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine

im the aunt

Someone do the signs as the aunt, the uncle, and the rest of the family

Aunt: Cancer, Pisces, Virgo, Libra
Uncle: Capricorn, Scorpio, Leo, Aires
Rest of the family: Saggitarius, Aquarius, Gemini, Taurus